um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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