Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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