Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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