I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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