I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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