Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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