That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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