My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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