Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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