He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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