We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hope mine doesn't look like that
found the other keg... it's in the tree
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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