He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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