the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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