I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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