I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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