just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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