In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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