look no pants
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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