READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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