Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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