Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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