Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Damn victory sex feels great
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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