Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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