You're so nebulous sometimes
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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