How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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