i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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