i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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