Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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