Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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