I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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