My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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