Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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