It's just like the Real World with babies
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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