we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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