A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He passed out mid-signature
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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