hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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