officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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