I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you win again, gameday.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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