i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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