i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My liver just had a heart attack.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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