he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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