I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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