cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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