Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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