she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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