i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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