no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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