I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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