I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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