For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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